epiphany

guess who recently won 6 FREE tickets to watch Chelsea trash play Malaysia?

yes. mua/wo/me/myself/i wahahaha.

want to go? here are a few criterias:

polish my socks.
owe me lunch.
and dinner.
buy me a ferret.
slap yourself to prove sincerity.
cross the road with blindfolds.

and then i MAY consider bringing you. its not that hard right?

okay. people ask me how i win. honestly let me tell you something. i NEVER expect to win even a single ticket. so yeah. i guess God must have known that i love Chelsea soo much, that He decided i needed to watch the game. with another 5 more people to enjoy my fart at the same time.

this was how i won. i received some sms from maxis begging telling me to play some sms game and stand a chance to WIN 60 TICKETS DAILY. when i 1st read that, i thought it was a typo. and up to today i still dunno whether it was or not. cuz if it wasn't, that means i just freaking won 10% of their total tickets.

okay so one fine day during LAN. i got extremely bored, and decided to entertatain this maxis scheme to cheat people's credit. so i played that sms game. it wasn't that hard. it was just unscrambling words that they gave about Chelsea. Raj was a witness. he was more tension then me when i played -.- i wonder why. after my 3rd attempt, i reached a place where they say ''you are top 60 rank'' lol. how to beat 60 more people la? so i gave up, until..

i played ocasionally when i'm left alone. just for fun. and i never made it to top 59 -.- so i just really gave up lah. afterall, i was playing fer fun.

then last sat, maxis happily told me i won 6/six/enam/liu/lok tickets to watch Chelsea at Stadium Shah Alam. i was overjoyed. and still am. God is good. =)

and so yeah. wanna go fer free? be nice to me.

then only i may consider. here's a hint. opposite gender has better chances. =PPP






p/s: i'm deeply vexed by people saying 'why so serious?' and 'lets put a smile on that face..'




=)