i was doing big business in the toilet when i saw this baby roach running around at the corner. so to cure boredom, i took the.. what do you call this:
think its called a sprayer. anyway. it wasn't any ordinary sprayer, the water comes out really powerful-ly wan. as in if i tried to wash my butt with the water coming out at that speed, i'll probably make it bleed. =/ okay umm. so i used it and sprayed the roach lah. but there's a technique to do it.
i sprayed with very short intervals, didn't just tekan habis-habisan. but tekan. stop for half a sec. then tekan again. kept doing it for sometime. and so that roach was being tossed everywhere. then i decided to spray it in a way to see how high it could actually go up the wall lol.
anyways to cut the long story short. i poured listerine on it to see whether it'll die. apparently not. so i poured some goo-ish shower gel on it and left it. i think it should be dead by now. *goes to check* yup it drowned in shower gel hahaha.
so yeah. i dunno why, but i really find some happiness in killing insects. or rather torturing them to death. =)
yup. so thats for today. i'll just give one more sadistic approach that i commonly use when i was about 12 years old. my old house where i used to live in then has a backalley plagued by cats. and so everynight i can hear them either making love or giving birth or fighting. so one evening, i went to the backyard of my house (facing that cat-plagued backalley) with a cup of water.. from the termostat. =) and there was this cat sleeping nicely by the stone steps leading to the fence. so i went and just poured that cup of just-boiled water on it. and NEVER in my life i saw a cat jumped without using its limbs!! its body became like a spring and it leaped sideward instantly and started running.. and if you think this is violent, i've more to tell. but not about me lah, this is my most sadistic one so far. other than asking my fren to roll over a cat's corpse. =)
so. i guess i should lose some cat-lover frens by now d. but anyway, i've repented of my sins. and have moved on to play with insects now. =)
to wrap this post up, i'll just tell you about my dream. was taking a nap in the evening, woke up with my heart beating really hard and i couldn't sleep after that. here's what happened. in the 1st dream, i dreamt that one of my friends.. pearly died. and suddenly her friends and i had to live the reality of it. we went to her house and there was no pearly anymore.. and the cause of death was smt to do with either darlie or colgate toothpaste (wth right?). i felt so emo even in the dream heh. anyways, i pray that all these will NEVER become a reality.
and suddenly the dream changed.. there were 4 people involved. paul, pearly, abel and myself. what happened was that we were all seated next to a roof LOL. let the logic sink in 1st. okay? okay, and its something like this lah:
the building on the right and left was about 4 storeys high. and that freak chair is supported by abt 10 long bamboos protruding from the ground. and there were 4 chairs. paul, pearly and abel were seated on them. paul was trying to be calm. pearly was tensioning like crazy cuz her chair was wobbly. and abel.. oh abel. abel was having fun. he was like enjoying every moment of it. he bend his bamboo-ed chair all the way towards the other building (green = scaffoldings) on top of the scaffoldings.
and he said: "c'mon guys, try to do this. it won't break."
seriously guys, for the life of me i have no idea what kind of stupid dream that was? i need a joseph/daniel to interpret it for me.
anyways, what happened next was this. in that dream, i was suddenly hanging on the roof at the red circle (i've like no idea what happened to my chair), holding on to dear life (or so i
and so that concludes my blogging for today. dream interpreters pls step up and interpret my dream. as a reward, i'll offer you a position as prime minister over my room (so you can clean it up for me).
aren't my dreams morbid?
quote of the day : fire power?
xD
3 comments:
before i get my pearly whites, prolly the colgate killed me. or maybe you were annoyed w me during my shoe shopping that you dreamt of me dying. hahhahaa.
i ask God that he'll make you repent from your insect sins as well. go watch bugs life or ants or smt. tsk. pathetic serial killer.
and you died in the end. revenge is here. :D
haha no lah i'm not annoyed with your buying shoe session. =) see i was quite attentive, or else you would've to buy somewhere else d.. =P
they are just bugs lah. i plucked mosquitoe's feet out recently. =)
eiyer! you are plain cruel. i hope God forgives you. nyheh. i hope your course won't lead you to further destruction of lives. :)
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