anyways, SAM results are OUT! but, only the softcopy available xD that means i can only view my results online. which i'm restricting myself to in order to not potong the suspense.
and thats why i'm awake. and every now and then, tempted to go to that website and view my results. one thing good about that webste is everyone's resuts are discreet, so that only they can view it for themselves. thank God. if not, about a hundred people would start calling me up and go like: ''eh you got **************** lah." i even hate the thought of it.
and this friday is myHope. this friday is also the collecting results day. this friday is definitely gonna be a long day. so yeah. God have mercy.
anyways, lets not talk about results. lets talk about mamak. i think mamak workers need to do a few things. let me try to describe without using pictures.
#1 they need to shave
#2 they need to go for 'how to hear with clarity' course
#3 they need to smile, you know? like this:
(sry, i needed a pic for this xD)
imagine being approached by a waiter like this one above, crap. i don't know about you, but i don't feel like telling my orders to someone whose face says: "slap my face, you know i need one." kay lah. bit too much there. but i'll FREAK lah if someone like that approaches me to take my order.
"s'cuse me sir hehe.. may i take your order *THAT smile* hehe."
ANYWAYS, urghh. yes they need to shave. why? so that their facial hair won't find its way to my mouth. and for those who have ear hair (SAM students, its not mr munin okay. oops.) its good to shave that part so they can hear properly.
yes, and they need to attend the 'how to hear with clarity' course. this is to prevent occasions like:
scenario 1
uncle: *smooching sound* mee goreng mamak satu.
**5 minutes+ later**
waiter comes with a plate of nasi goreng mamak
uncle: ini mee goreng mamak?
scenario 2 part 1
boy: teh o' limau panas satu
**awhile later**
waiter comes with teh o' ais limau
boy: err. nvm. *drinks*
not so bad. he just didn't get the panas part. its okay,
scenario 2 part 2
boy: teh o' ais satu
**awhile**
waiter comes with teh ais.
first he forgot the panas. then, he f_rg_t the o.
but so far, the best was still this:
Scenario 3
uncles: sirap limau ais satu.
**took a long time**
waiter comes with wet kuay tiau hahahaha. how did it happen? God knows.
and all these took place in Tanjung. or rather, Mamak Bistro. at USJ 9 and SS14. so yeah, be warned lah. so you don't have to be surprise when your maggi goreng turns into susu ais, just act surprised.
talking about waiters, i reckon its an occupation that nurtures patience. i was once a waiter at TGIF. they pay good =) and its NEVER boring there. also, you'll get to see all types of customers there.
customers who...
'knows it all.' (mocha is pronounced as 'moh chah')
are plain stupid.
treat waiters like dogs.
wants something OUT OF the menu. simplified as VS. (not vern sheng, but VERY STUPID.)
tip well =D
are stingy like wth. one cent not spared kinda stingy.
have sex in restroom. (wth right?) don't ask me how. lazy.
insist to have something their way, and blames the waiters when it sucks. (VVS)
wants EVERYTHING that is free. (even kids meal HAHAHA)
kay. the list is never ending and redundant. so yeah. but one of the funniest thing working there is Zach. my schoolmate/co-worker/futsal kaki. why? he's easily pissed. and to deal with those customers listed above was like well... you get the point. but he tries his best to keep his cool in front of customers. but when he goes into the kitchen. its a different story lol. the way he curses the customers really makes me lol.
"i ask my dad buy over your company and fire you.."
"use your.... to stir your own soup lah!"
"you think you got money then very big ah?.. (1st line above comes next)"
hahaha. i miss those times. anyway, in a totally seperate incident, where i used to attend KCC, terence, jacob and i where having our dinner at Steven's Corner. and we disliked a waiter there who always likes to upsale without permission. and so.. we decided to kacau him:
Terence: bang, give me one teh ais panas.
Jacob : watermelon lassi.
waiter : don't have watermelon lassi, only got mango lassi. boss what is this lah.
Jacob : watermelon juice without water.
*i forgot what did i told him*
we laughed like wth lah. and the waiter wasn't that happy, and started scolding us bit lah. then terence fired him back, saying smt like 'oh you not happy with us now lah, i tell your manager.' those were good times.
anyways, i know what to say to pms waiters now. some examples would be:
milo panas. kurang ais.
kopi susu kurang manis tambah gula.
telur s'tengah goreng.
i don't recommend you to use it unless the situation calls for it.
think i've talked enough. shall stop now.
=)
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