number 44

God only can help us as much as we allow Him to...

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weird things is at its peak of occurence nowadays. if not for you then at least to me. especially in MY toilet.

today, i went in to do some toilet stuff, and then there was another baby roach running around. i think its the other one's sibling.. but oh well, it enjoyed the same of its other sibling if that were true. =) just that i made it quicker this time, using the same technique of course.

and then, i went to the same toilet a few hours later. switched on the light. look around. and while i did some small business *PIAK* a lizard fell..

no no it did not fell on my.. or anywhere on me (pls try not to be too imaginative). it piak-ed somewhere near me. i was staring at it and this lol thought came to my mind..

"hey go pee on it!"

hahaha i asked the lizard whether it wanted me to pee on it. talking bout weird. think its eating into me. anyways i didn't lah, what a sick thing to do. i just left it to find its own exit. and hope it doesn't crawl up to my butt the next time i close business deals.

why does it only happen in my toilet. heh. i pray that this blessing would go to others as well. esp this one person that also lives in kk. =)

speaking about lizards. here's something i found in youtube earlier today, and the conclusion i drew from it (and a few other videos) is (are): thai people are creative. i like. enjoy:



before that (oops too late haha), if you're scared of lizards, this would prolly make things worse, or (if you're an optimist) cure your fear.

have a nice day. just remember never to look up with your mouth open. i've some other stories to tell, but i think today's share of weirdness. is. enough. having said that,


nuff said.



another thai ad coming soon! (seriously hilarious!)
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i ♥ insect torture

no its not my latest obsession. i think the sadistic attribute is in-built. i'll give you some cerita silam later. lemme tell you what i just did.

i was doing big business in the toilet when i saw this baby roach running around at the corner. so to cure boredom, i took the.. what do you call this:

think its called a sprayer. anyway. it wasn't any ordinary sprayer, the water comes out really powerful-ly wan. as in if i tried to wash my butt with the water coming out at that speed, i'll probably make it bleed. =/ okay umm. so i used it and sprayed the roach lah. but there's a technique to do it.

i sprayed with very short intervals, didn't just tekan habis-habisan. but tekan. stop for half a sec. then tekan again. kept doing it for sometime. and so that roach was being tossed everywhere. then i decided to spray it in a way to see how high it could actually go up the wall lol.

anyways to cut the long story short. i poured listerine on it to see whether it'll die. apparently not. so i poured some goo-ish shower gel on it and left it. i think it should be dead by now. *goes to check* yup it drowned in shower gel hahaha.

so yeah. i dunno why, but i really find some happiness in killing insects. or rather torturing them to death. =)


yup. so thats for today. i'll just give one more sadistic approach that i commonly use when i was about 12 years old. my old house where i used to live in then has a backalley plagued by cats. and so everynight i can hear them either making love or giving birth or fighting. so one evening, i went to the backyard of my house (facing that cat-plagued backalley) with a cup of water.. from the termostat. =) and there was this cat sleeping nicely by the stone steps leading to the fence. so i went and just poured that cup of just-boiled water on it. and NEVER in my life i saw a cat jumped without using its limbs!! its body became like a spring and it leaped sideward instantly and started running.. and if you think this is violent, i've more to tell. but not about me lah, this is my most sadistic one so far. other than asking my fren to roll over a cat's corpse. =)

so. i guess i should lose some cat-lover frens by now d. but anyway, i've repented of my sins. and have moved on to play with insects now. =)

to wrap this post up, i'll just tell you about my dream. was taking a nap in the evening, woke up with my heart beating really hard and i couldn't sleep after that. here's what happened. in the 1st dream, i dreamt that one of my friends.. pearly died. and suddenly her friends and i had to live the reality of it. we went to her house and there was no pearly anymore.. and the cause of death was smt to do with either darlie or colgate toothpaste (wth right?). i felt so emo even in the dream heh. anyways, i pray that all these will NEVER become a reality.

and suddenly the dream changed.. there were 4 people involved. paul, pearly, abel and myself. what happened was that we were all seated next to a roof LOL. let the logic sink in 1st. okay? okay, and its something like this lah:


the building on the right and left was about 4 storeys high. and that freak chair is supported by abt 10 long bamboos protruding from the ground. and there were 4 chairs. paul, pearly and abel were seated on them. paul was trying to be calm. pearly was tensioning like crazy cuz her chair was wobbly. and abel.. oh abel. abel was having fun. he was like enjoying every moment of it. he bend his bamboo-ed chair all the way towards the other building (green = scaffoldings) on top of the scaffoldings.

and he said: "c'mon guys, try to do this. it won't break."


seriously guys, for the life of me i have no idea what kind of stupid dream that was? i need a joseph/daniel to interpret it for me.

anyways, what happened next was this. in that dream, i was suddenly hanging on the roof at the red circle (i've like no idea what happened to my chair), holding on to dear life (or so i thoughtdreamt). i did everything i could to get to safety, but to no avail. i looked down and saw that if i fell = mati absolute. so to cut the long dream short, i fell and.. died (and the cats and cat-lovers go YES!). and woke up with my hands and legs all feeling numb. i kid you not.


and so that concludes my blogging for today. dream interpreters pls step up and interpret my dream. as a reward, i'll offer you a position as prime minister over my room (so you can clean it up for me).

aren't my dreams morbid?





quote of the day : fire power?
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ten shekels and a shirt

thought it was really inspiring. and the issues he addressed really helped me see what true christianity really is. however this video is just but a summary. the whole sermon is about 52 minutes long lol. its at youtube, search for paris reidhead - ten shekels and a shirt.

really really good stuff. listen up the whole sermon there if you've time, you won't regret it!



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